“TOUCHE!”

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“ALL IN A TRAVEL AGENTS DAY…”

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“THE CHRISTMAS PRESENT”

“The Christmas Present” A guy asks his girlfriend what she would like for a Christmas present. “A fast sport

“DOGGONE IT!”

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“DOCTOR VISIT”

“Doctor Visit” A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical and the nurse starts with certain basic items. &

“EXPRESS LANE”

“Express Lane” I was in the Express Lane at the store, quietly fuming because a woman ,completely ignoring the 

“GOOD ANSWER”

“Good Answer” A police recruit was asked during the exam, “What would you do if you had to arrest your own m

“CAN’T TAKE IT WITH YOU?”

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“A MOST WONDERFUL DAY!”

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‘REVELATION!”

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“THE BEST CHOICE”

“THE BEST CHOICE” Rick, fresh out of engineering school, went to a interview for a good paying job. The company bo

“SOME ONE LINERS”

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