A Texas farmer was talking with a farmer from Oklahoma.
Texan: “How big is your farm?”
Oklahoman: ” Oh, its big ! Better than a thousand acres ”
Texan ( not to be outdone) ” Let me tell you about my farm !
I can get into my pickup at sunup, head west, and by sundown I’m still on my land !”
Oklahoman: ” You know, I had a pickup like that once ! “