Blonde Jokes

“Corn Maze for Blondes”

“FRUSTRATED BLONDE”

“Frustrated Blonde” A blonde is speeding down a freeway when she is stopped by a highway patrol officer. The offic

“BLONDE’S WEEKLY COOKBOOK DIARY”

“BLONDE’S WEEKLY COOKBOOK DIARY” MONDAY: It’s fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The r

“EYE CHECKUP”

“Eye Checkup” A blonde went to an eye doctor to have her eyes checked for glasses. The Doctor directed her to read

“MY BLONDE FRIEND IS SO FUNNY”

–MY BLONDE FRIEND IS SO FUNNY…. …she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. …she thought a quarterback was

“THE FINAL ANSWER”

“The Final Answer” A contestant on “Who Wants to be a Millionaire?” had reached the final plateau. If

“NOT SO HANDY”

“Not So Handy” A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started ca

“FEARFUL TRIP”

“Fearful Trip” Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a w

“BLONDE’S YEAR IN REVIEW”

“Blondes Year in Review” January- Took scarf back to store because it was too tight!! February- Fired from pharmac

“THE MAGIC MIRROR”

The Magic Mirror Someone gave a blonde a magic mirror and told her that if anyone walked up to it and told a lie it would suck

“NO MORE BLONDE JOKES!”

  “No More Blonde Jokes!” There was this blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. So one eveni

“CONFUSED?”

“CONFUSED?” A blonde is speeding down a freeway when she is stopped by a highway patrol officer. The officer asks