Kid Jokes

“OUR TWO SONS”

“Our Two Sons” Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Tro

“AN EIGHT-YEAR OLD EXPLAINS GOD”

“AN EIGHT-YEAR OLD EXPLAINS GOD” One of God’s main jobs is making people. He makes them to replace the ones

“ICE CREAM IS GOOD FOR THE SOUL”

“ICE CREAM IS GOOD FOR THE SOUL” Last week I took my children to a restaurant. My six-year-old son asked if he cou

“KID’S LETTERS TO GOD”

“Kids’ Letters to God” Dear God, In Sunday School they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vaca

“BROTHERLY LOVE?”

“Brotherly Love?” A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. Aft

“MORNING COFFEE”

“Morning Coffee” A grandmother was surprised by her 7 year old grandson one morning. He had made her coffee. She d

“THE LORD’S PRAYER”

The Lord’s Prayer” A four-year-old girl was learning to say the Lord’s Prayer. She was reciting it all by he

“ONE QUESTION”

“One Question” A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, “The man named Lot was warned t

“HELP?”

“Help?” On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher said, “If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hol

“WRONG FEET?”

“Wrong Feet?” A three year old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed the left shoe was on the right foot

“LABELED?”

“Labeled?” A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly infor

“LOST MIND?”

“Lost Mind?” On one particularly hectic day when my three children were small, I’d come to the end of my rop