Kid Jokes

“WHO’S SCARED?”

“Who’s Scared?” One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed

“A LESSON LEARNED”

“A Lesson Learned” A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair. “Don

“MOM’S OBSERVATIONS”

“Mom’s Observations” “Boys” rhymes with “noise” What’s worse than watching Mr.

“DON’T LOOK BACK!”

“Don’t Look Back” A young boy was being taught the story of Sodom and Gomorrah one morning in Sunday School.

“WHO’S WHO?”

Who’s Who?” A mother was preparing pancakes for her son Kevin, and his younger brother Ryan. The boys began to arg

“MY DOG HAS FLEAS”

“My Dog Has Fleas” My daughter was out in the kitchen with my two grandsons after just finishing lunch and the sal

“BACK SEAT DRIVER”

“Back Seat Driver” Junior had just received his brand new drivers license. To celebrate, the whole family trooped

“BLACK AND WHITE?”

Black & White?” Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bri

“NO SHOVING!”

“No Shoving” A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late fo

“IT’S OKAY MOM”

“It’s Okay Mom” Mother had just finished waxing the floors when she heard her young son open the kitchen doo

“SEVEN?”

“Seven?” Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2 cats, how many would you have?̶

“A LOGICAL EXPLANTION?”

“A Logical Explanation?” Little Gordie, age 4, came home covered in mud from head to toe. “Gordie! Look at y