Kid Jokes

“THE SEAL”

“The Seal” A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries. The bo

“Qs and As”

“Nosey Question” Teacher asked: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Student answered: Because then it wou

“NO LAUGHING MATTER”

“No Laughing Matter” Little Johnny came downstairs bellowing loudly. His mother asked, “What’s the mat

“IN SYMPATHY”

“In Sympathy” A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 

“MISTAKEN IDENTITY?”

“Mistaken Identity?” A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her shopping basket

“NEW TWIST TO AN OLD TALE”

“A New Twist to an Old Tale” My friend likes to read his two young sons fairy tales at night. Having a deep-rooted

“FIRST GRADE PROVERBS”

“First Grade Proverbs” A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the f

“JUST HALF”

“Just Half” My four year old Grandson had a one dollar bill he wanted to spend. I took him to the thrift store and

“WHAT IS A GRANDPARENT?”

“WHAT IS A GRANDPARENT?” (taken from papers written by a class of 8-year-olds) Grandparents are a lady and a man w

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY?”

“Happy Birthday?” My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and

“THE RING BEARER”

“The Ring Bearer” A little boy was chosen to be the Ring BearerĀ  in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming

“WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE?”

What’s the Difference?” Science Teacher: “What is the difference between electricity and lightning?” S