People Jokes

“NEED HELP?”

“Need Help?” A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes

“EXCELLENT ATTENDANCE”

“Excellent Attendance” One company owner asks another: ” So, tell me Sam, how come your employees are always

“ENTIRETY”

“ENTIRETY” Insurance clerk: “Where were you born, Sir?” Man: “In the United States.” Insur

“FIRE!”

Fire! A guy calls the fire department and yells excitedly: “You have to come, now, there’s a fire!” “OK sir, but pleas

“JUST A FEW GOOD SMILES & LAUGHS…”

“JUST A FEW GOOD SMILES & LAUGHS…” Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to the

THOUGHT FOR YOUR DAY

THOUGHT FOR YOUR DAY Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should get used to the idea

“NAME GAME”

“Name Game” A man was rushing his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital. He was so nervous and disori

“A PROFESSIONAL”

“A Professional” A woman was getting a pie ready to put into the oven when the phone rang. It was the school nurse

“CALLER ID?”

“Caller ID?” A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two

“CAN’T WIN”

“Can’t Win!” A Texas farmer was talking with a farmer from Oklahoma. Texan: “How big is your farm?R

“A NEW BEAT”

“A New Beat” A squad car cop was passing through a town in the sticks when he was amazed to find a former lieutena

“WHAT’S THE COST?”

“What’s the Cost?” A man is told by his doctor that he is dying of an inoperable brain tumor, with only week