People Jokes

“NAME GAME”

“Name Game” A man was rushing his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital. He was so nervous and disori

“A PROFESSIONAL”

“A Professional” A woman was getting a pie ready to put into the oven when the phone rang. It was the school nurse

“CALLER ID?”

“Caller ID?” A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two

“CAN’T WIN”

“Can’t Win!” A Texas farmer was talking with a farmer from Oklahoma. Texan: “How big is your farm?R

“A NEW BEAT”

“A New Beat” A squad car cop was passing through a town in the sticks when he was amazed to find a former lieutena

“WHAT’S THE COST?”

“What’s the Cost?” A man is told by his doctor that he is dying of an inoperable brain tumor, with only week

“AMAZING DIET”

“Amazing Diet” Mr. Lee was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him in a diet. “I want you to eat regularl

‘DEPUTY QUIZ”

“Deputy Quiz” The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer (who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the b

“TOO SLOW FOR SNOW”

“Too Slow for Snow” Snow White received a camera as a gift. She joyfully took many pictures of the Dwarves, the fo

“ASHES TO ASHES”

“Ashes to Ashes” Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her home for the first time. Stacey excuses herse

“BIG CHIEF FORGET-ME-NOT”

“Big Chief Forget-Me-Not” An Australian travel writer at the beginning of a 6-month tour of Canada was checking ou

“POOF!”

“Poof!” A secretary, a paralegal, and a partner in a big law firm are walking through a park on their way to lunch