Religious Jokes

“THE THREE HYMNS”

“The Three Hymns” One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the

“SOME ONE LINERS”

SOME ONE-LINERS Who was the greatest female financer in the Bible? Answer: Pharaoh’s daughter–she went down to the

“CONDITIONAL FREEDOM”

“Conditional Freedom” A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if

“PRAISE THE LORD”

“Praise the Lord!” A preacher trained his horse to go when he said ” Praise the Lord ” and to stop whe

“CHURCH BULLETIN BLOOPERS”

“Some Classic Church Bulletin Bloopers” Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. ( Please use large double door at the

“LAST REQUEST”

“Last Request” An elderly woman died last month and having never married, she requested no male pallbearers. In he

“TOO HEALTHY?”

  “Too Healthy?” An elderly couple met their demise in an auto accident and were transported to Heaven. The faith

“NUTS IN THE CEMETERY”

“NUTS IN THE CEMETERY” On the outskirts of town, there was a huge nut tree by the cemetery fence. One day, two boy

“BY GRACE”

“By Grace…” Setting: A small rural community, so small, in fact, the only church in town is a small Baptist

“THEY DIED IN THE SERVICE?”

“THEY DIED IN THE SERVICE?” One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Johnny was staring up at the large plaqu

“JUST A RIB”

“Just a Rib” Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, “What is wro

“A DAY ON THE GOLF COURSE”

A Day on the Golf Course” It’s a beautiful day and three men go golfing. The first guy, Moses, steps up to the tee