Senior Smiles

“WHAT SAY?”

What Say? Three gentlemen were sitting on the front porch of a Nursing Home. One said, “It sure is windy!” The sec

“WHO’S DRIVING?”

“Who’s Driving?” Two elderly women were out driving in a large car,and both could barely see over the dashbo

“ON AGING”

On Aging… Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. Some people

“SHARING EVERYTHING”

“Sharing Everything” A little old couple walked slowly into McDonalds that cold winter evening. They looked out of

“BE CAREFUL!”

Be Careful! A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a litt

‘MEMORY LOSS?”

Memory Loss? Three seniors were discussing the short term memory problems that often come with aging. Senior #1: Just the othe

“DRIVER’S EDUCATION?”

Driver’s Education? Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a

“50TH ANNIVERSARY”

“50th Anniversary” At the church’s marriage marathon, the minister asked Ralph on his 50th wedding anniversa

“JAKE & SAUL”

  Jake & Saul Jake and Saul are two old retired widowers who reside close to each other and do constant welfare checks on

“WHAT DID YOU SAY?”

“What did you say?” A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. They decide to go to t

“GENERATIONAL GAP”

“Generational Gap” For us Senior Citizens–(This probably didn’t really happen, but it’s funny!)

“40TH ANNIVERSARY”

“40th Anniversary” A 60 year-old couple was celebrating their 40 years of marriage. During the celebration a fairy