Senior Smiles

“OBSERVATIONS ON GROWING OLDER”

Observations On Growing Older… Your Kids are becoming you…and you don’t like them…but your grandchildr

“WHAT SAY?”

What Say? Three gentlemen were sitting on the front porch of a Nursing Home. One said, “It sure is windy!” The sec

“WHO’S DRIVING?”

“Who’s Driving?” Two elderly women were out driving in a large car,and both could barely see over the dashbo

“ON AGING”

On Aging… Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. Some people

“SHARING EVERYTHING”

“Sharing Everything” A little old couple walked slowly into McDonalds that cold winter evening. They looked out of

“BE CAREFUL!”

Be Careful! A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a litt

‘MEMORY LOSS?”

Memory Loss? Three seniors were discussing the short term memory problems that often come with aging. Senior #1: Just the othe

“DRIVER’S EDUCATION?”

Driver’s Education? Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a

“50TH ANNIVERSARY”

“50th Anniversary” At the church’s marriage marathon, the minister asked Ralph on his 50th wedding anniversa

“JAKE & SAUL”

  Jake & Saul Jake and Saul are two old retired widowers who reside close to each other and do constant welfare checks on

“WHAT DID YOU SAY?”

“What did you say?” A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. They decide to go to t

“GENERATIONAL GAP”

“Generational Gap” For us Senior Citizens–(This probably didn’t really happen, but it’s funny!)