“JUST A FEW GOOD SMILES & LAUGHS…”

smiley face“JUST A FEW GOOD SMILES & LAUGHS…”

  • Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets.
  • Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hair-stylist you like.
  • Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies: They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.
  • One of the life’s mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a woman gain five pounds.
  • It’s frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
  • I finally got my head together, and my body fell apart.
  • The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
  • Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
  • Age doesn’t always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.
  • Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show.
  • Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
  • Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.
  • You don’t stop laughing because you grow old; you grow old because you stop laughing.
  • I don’t mind the rat race, but I could do with a little more cheese.
  • I had to give up jogging for my health. My thighs kept rubbing together and setting my pantyhose on fire.
  • Amazing! You just hang something in your closet for a while, and it shrinks two sizes.
  • The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby.
  • Freedom of the press means no-iron clothes.
  • Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but she can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.
  • Can it be a coincidence that “STRESSED” is “DESSERTS” spelled backwards.
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