“Boys” rhymes with “noise”
What’s worse than watching Mr. Rogers with your kids?
Watching Mr. Rogers WITHOUT them.
They trick you with your first baby: You think that your labor ends when you have the baby– but that is when it BEGINS!
Legos will put severe bruises on the arches of your feet if they are placed on the floor at random all around the house.
This usually occurs when you are already mad about something else,and on your way to deliver a scolding or spanking.