“My Dog Has Fleas”
My daughter was out in the kitchen with my two grandsons after just finishing lunch and the salt and pepper shakers were still on the table.
The 5yr old got the Play-Doh out and he and his 4yr old brother were making things with it.
The 5yr old decided he would make a dog out of the Play-Doh.
His mother said that would be nice and told him to do the best he could.
A short time later she heard him proudly proclaiming “Great! I can even use pepper for the fleas!”