A man was rushing his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital.
He was so nervous and disoriented, he pulled up to the emergency room and rear-ended an ambulance!
Though a very minor bump, he actually passed out from the stress!
Upon regaining consciousness, he saw his brother
(a relentless world-class practical joker) sitting at his bed side.
He asked his brother how his wife was and his brother replied,
“Don’t worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter.
But the hospital was in a real hurry to get the birth certificates filed
and both you and your wife were unconscious so I named them for you.”
The husband’s heart jumped up into to his throat, thinking,
“Oh no, what has he done now?”
He nervously asked his brother, “W-w-well, what did you name them?”
The brother replied, “I named the little girl Denise.”
“Really?!? Oh! Well, that’s a very pretty name!” the husband said,
his relief showing as he sat up
“And what did you name my son?” “Denephew.”