“OBSERVATIONS ON GROWING OLDER”

smiley faceObservations On Growing Older…

  • Your Kids are becoming you…and you don’t like them…but your grandchildren are perfect!
  • Going Out is good…Coming Home is better!
  • When People say “You Look Great” and then they add “For Your Age!”
  • When You needed the discount, you paid full Price. Now You get discounts on everything! Movies, Hotels, Flights, but you’re too tired to use them.
  • You Forget names ….But it’s OK because other people forgot they even knew you!!!
  • The 5 pounds you wanted to lose is now 15 and you have a better chance of losing your keys than the 15 pounds.
  • Your spouse is counting on you to remember things you don’t remember.
  • The things you used to care to do, you no longer care to do, but you really do care that you don’t care to do them anymore.
  • Your husband sleeps better on a lounge chair with the TV blaring than he does in bed. It’s called his “pre-sleep”.
  • Remember when your mother said, “Wear clean underwear in case you ‘GET’ in an Accident”? Now you bring clean underwear in case you ‘HAVE’ an Accident!
  • You used to say, “I hope my kids ‘GET’ married… Now, “I hope they ‘STAY’ married!”
  • You miss the days when everything worked with just an “ON” and “OFF” Switch..~When GOOGLE, Ipod, email, modem …were unheard of, and a mouse was something that made you climb on a table.
  • You tend to use more 4 letter words …”what?”…”when?”… ???
  • Your husband has a night out with the guys, but he’s home by 9:00 P.M. Next week it will be 8:30 P.M.
  • You read 100 pages into a book before you realize you’ve already read it.
  • What used to be freckles are now liver spots.
  • Everybody Whispers.
  • Now that your husband has retired …You’d give anything if he’d find a job!
  • You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet …2 of which you will never wear.
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