“DON’T LOOK BACK!”

“Don’t Look Back” A young boy was being taught the story of Sodom and Gomorrah one morning in Sunday School.

“WHO’S WHO?”

Who’s Who?” A mother was preparing pancakes for her son Kevin, and his younger brother Ryan. The boys began to arg

“MY DOG HAS FLEAS”

“My Dog Has Fleas” My daughter was out in the kitchen with my two grandsons after just finishing lunch and the sal

“NEED HELP?”

“Need Help?” A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes

“BACK SEAT DRIVER”

“Back Seat Driver” Junior had just received his brand new drivers license. To celebrate, the whole family trooped

“BLACK AND WHITE?”

Black & White?” Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bri

“NO SHOVING!”

“No Shoving” A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late fo

“IT’S OKAY MOM”

“It’s Okay Mom” Mother had just finished waxing the floors when she heard her young son open the kitchen doo

MORE Q & A

More Q & A: Q:  What do you call bears with no ears? A:  B Q:  What’s red and moves up and down? A:  A tomato in an

“EXCELLENT ATTENDANCE”

“Excellent Attendance” One company owner asks another: ” So, tell me Sam, how come your employees are always

“ENTIRETY”

“ENTIRETY” Insurance clerk: “Where were you born, Sir?” Man: “In the United States.” Insur

“FIRE!”

Fire! A guy calls the fire department and yells excitedly: “You have to come, now, there’s a fire!” “OK sir, but pleas