“SOME ONE LINERS”

SOME ONE-LINERS Who was the greatest female financer in the Bible? Answer: Pharaoh’s daughter–she went down to the

“IT’S THE TRUTH?”

“It’s The Truth?” A man and his wife are out on the town one evening. Seeing flashing red and blue lights in

“A LOGICAL EXPLANTION?”

“A Logical Explanation?” Little Gordie, age 4, came home covered in mud from head to toe. “Gordie! Look at y

“GENEOLOGY?”

“Geneology?” A little girl asked her mother, ‘How did the human race appear?’ The mother answered, 

“CONDITIONAL FREEDOM”

“Conditional Freedom” A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if

“PRAISE THE LORD”

“Praise the Lord!” A preacher trained his horse to go when he said ” Praise the Lord ” and to stop whe

“ARE YOU KIDDING ME?”

“Are You Kidding Me?” Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources person asked the hot-shot young Eng

“NUTS ABOUT CHESS”

Nuts About Chess A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tour

“THE SEAL”

“The Seal” A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries. The bo

“ONE WISH”

“One Wish” A man found a bottle on a beach and a genie popped out… The genie said, “Sir, you may have

A BIT OF TRIVIA…

“A BIT OF TRIVIA…” How smart are you? (answers are below…but don’t cheat!) 1. The maker doesn

“CHURCH BULLETIN BLOOPERS”

“Some Classic Church Bulletin Bloopers” Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. ( Please use large double door at the