‘OOPS!”

“Oops!” A store manager overheard a clerk saying to a customer, “No, ma’am, we haven’t had any f

“NAME GAME”

“Name Game” A man was rushing his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital. He was so nervous and disori

“LAST WISH”

“Last Wish” Three prisoners are captured in the war, and are about to be executed. They are asked what they wish t

“THE ATHEIST”

“The Atheist” An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that the “accident of evolution&#

“WHO’S THE BOSS?”

“Who’s the Boss?” The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting a

“IN CONTROL”

“In Control” A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. I

“MOM?”

“Mom?” A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following

‘DREAMY”

“Dreamy” A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed

“TOUCHE!”

“Touche!” A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen

“ALL IN A TRAVEL AGENTS DAY…”

“ALL IN A TRAVEL AGENTS DAY…” A business man called and had a question about the documents he needed in orde

“THE CHRISTMAS PRESENT”

“The Christmas Present” A guy asks his girlfriend what she would like for a Christmas present. “A fast sport

“DOGGONE IT!”

“Doggone It!” There were two buddies one with a Doberman Pinscher and the other with a Chihuahua. The guy with the