“SOME ONE LINERS”

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Who was the greatest female financer in the Bible?
Answer: Pharaoh’s daughter–she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

What kind of man was Boaz before he met Ruth?
Answer: Ruthless !!

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
Answer: When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.

Why didn’t Noah go fishing?
Answer: He only had two worms!

What evidence is there in the Bible that Adam and Eve were noisy?
Answer: They raised Cain !

At what time of day was Adam born?
Answer: A little before Eve !

When was the radio first mentioned in the Bible?
Answer: When the Lord took a rib from Adam and made a loud speaker !

Other than Adam–what other man did not have parents?
Answer: Joshua—he was the son of Nun (none)

Why was Adam a famous runner ?
Answer: Because he was first in the human race !

What do you get if you cross a praying mantis with a termite?
Answer: An insect that says grace as it eats your house !

What car is mentioned in the Bible?
Answer: HONDA. Because the Bible says the disciples were all in one ‘accord’!!

What do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common ?
Answer: Both have the same middle names !

What good thing did Adam have going?
Answer: When he said something he knew nobody had said it before.

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