Blonde Jokes

“Corn Maze for Blondes”

“FRUSTRATED BLONDE”

“Frustrated Blonde” A blonde is speeding down a freeway when she is stopped by a highway patrol officer. The offic

“EYE CHECKUP”

“Eye Checkup” A blonde went to an eye doctor to have her eyes checked for glasses. The Doctor directed her to read

“THE FINAL ANSWER”

“The Final Answer” A contestant on “Who Wants to be a Millionaire?” had reached the final plateau. If

“NOT SO HANDY”

“Not So Handy” A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started ca

“FEARFUL TRIP”

“Fearful Trip” Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a w

“BLONDE’S YEAR IN REVIEW”

“Blondes Year in Review” January- Took scarf back to store because it was too tight!! February- Fired from pharmac

“NO MORE BLONDE JOKES!”

  “No More Blonde Jokes!” There was this blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. So one eveni

“CONFUSED?”

“CONFUSED?” A blonde is speeding down a freeway when she is stopped by a highway patrol officer. The officer asks

“A BLONDE TRIP”

A BLONDE TRIP Two blondes were taking a trip to visit Disneyland. On the way they saw a sign that said “Disneyland Left&

“A BLONDE’S RETORT”

A BLONDE’S RETORT One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into

“BLONDE OR BRUNETTE?”

Q: A blonde and a brunette fall off a building. Which hits the ground first? A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask fo