People Jokes

“CHECK UP”

“Check-Up” A man walks into a Doctor’s Office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a

“EMERGENCY!”

“Emergency!” Although this married couple enjoyed their luxury fishng boat together, it was the husband who was be

“THE LITTLE GUY”

“The Little Guy” A small store owner was being pressured to sell his store to the owners of a large department sto

“OPTIMIST VS PESSIMIST”

Optimist vs Pessimist” One day the sun was shinning brightly and the optimist said, “Great day, eh?” The pes

‘OOPS!”

“Oops!” A store manager overheard a clerk saying to a customer, “No, ma’am, we haven’t had any f

“NAME GAME”

“Name Game” A man was rushing his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital. He was so nervous and disori

“LAST WISH”

“Last Wish” Three prisoners are captured in the war, and are about to be executed. They are asked what they wish t

“THE ATHEIST”

“The Atheist” An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that the “accident of evolution&#

“WHO’S THE BOSS?”

“Who’s the Boss?” The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting a

“IN CONTROL”

“In Control” A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. I

“MOM?”

“Mom?” A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following

‘DREAMY”

“Dreamy” A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed