People Jokes

“TOUCHE!”

“Touche!” A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen

“ALL IN A TRAVEL AGENTS DAY…”

“ALL IN A TRAVEL AGENTS DAY…” A business man called and had a question about the documents he needed in orde

“THE CHRISTMAS PRESENT”

“The Christmas Present” A guy asks his girlfriend what she would like for a Christmas present. “A fast sport

“DOGGONE IT!”

“Doggone It!” There were two buddies one with a Doberman Pinscher and the other with a Chihuahua. The guy with the

“DOCTOR VISIT”

“Doctor Visit” A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical and the nurse starts with certain basic items. &

“GOOD ANSWER”

“Good Answer” A police recruit was asked during the exam, “What would you do if you had to arrest your own m

“CAN’T TAKE IT WITH YOU?”

“Can’t Take It With You?” There was a man who had worked all of his life, and had saved all of his money, an

“A MOST WONDERFUL DAY!”

“A Most Wonderful Day!” One morning a woman said to her husband, “I bet you don’t know what day this i

‘REVELATION!”

“Revelation!” I have just figured out WHY I have gained so much weight! The shampoo I use in the shower everyday,

“IT’S THE TRUTH?”

“It’s The Truth?” A man and his wife are out on the town one evening. Seeing flashing red and blue lights in

“GENEOLOGY?”

“Geneology?” A little girl asked her mother, ‘How did the human race appear?’ The mother answered, 

“ONE WISH”

“One Wish” A man found a bottle on a beach and a genie popped out… The genie said, “Sir, you may have