Religious Jokes

“MY DAD”

“My Dad” Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, “My Dad scribbl

“OOPS”

  “Oops” A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man’s tie was s

“MARK 17”

“Mark 17” A minister told his congregation, “Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you

“LYING CONTEST?”

“Lying Contest?” A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of t

“BOARD or BORED?”

“Board or Bored?” After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that he wished to meet with the church board fo

“HOW MANY POINTS?”

“How many points to get into Heaven?” A man dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the Pearly Gates and s

“TWO WORDS”

“Two Words” Brother John entered the ‘Monastery of Silence’ and the Chief Priest said, “Brother,

“WHAT WOULD YOU SAY?”

What Would You Say? Three friends from the local congregation were asked, “When you’re in your casket, and friends

“DUST TO DUST”

“Dust to Dust” After church, little Johnny tells his parents he has to go and talk to the minister right away. The

‘STREETS OF GOLD”

“Streets of Gold” There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard

“MEETING JONAH”

“Meeting Jonah” There was a Christian lady that had to do a lot of traveling for her business, so she did a lot of

“CONDITIONAL FREEDOM”

“Conditional Freedom” A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if